Everything I know about “Bones” I learned from this American Dad clip (thanks, YouTube). Warning, there: will be spoilers, but this will have little to do with drama, relationships, and contrivances that might be familiar to regular viewers.
Fortunately, the latest episode, The High in the Low seems to dovetail a supporting character’s cancer treatment with the murder of a medical marijuana patient/dispensary staffer. Forensic anthropologist, Temperance “Bones” Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and FBI special agent Seely Booth (David Boreanaz) banter early and it’s clear Bones thinks medical pot is a legitimate treatment option and Booth thinks enforcing federal law is the top priority.
The crime unfolds predictably. The victim is ID’ed, leads are followed, various people are accused of the crime. All along the way, the half-legal nature of medical pot is the wedge issue, the cracked tail light that Booth holds over anyone in the industry.
When any expert of an episode’s topic watches, extra work goes into suspending disbelief. So, I tried to ignore how events unfold like dominoes, how everyone has predictable opinions, how everyone is good-looking. That got me through most of the episode. But then, to the show’s credit, it gave me two twists. One good, one bad.
First the good, Wendall, the resident cancer fighter in the office, is suspended for using cannabis. This makes most of the characters, so supportive earlier, into dicks for not remembering they all work at the federal-ish, “National Treasure” of crime labs that is the Jeffersonian Institute.
Second the bad, using cannabidiol (CBD) heavy cannabis strains as a terrible plot twist. Bones, who passionately declared, “We’re not ruled by hysteria, fueled by ignorance” when it came to medical pot access, shunts that attitude, later claiming that CBD has all the medical value in the cannabis plant.
Oversimplifying is the name of the game in procedural shows. But this blows especially hard considering the amount of CBD-only legislation being considered and people so eager to take the “marijuana” out of medical marijuana.
A nice loophole is found to get Wendall his job back without ever challenging federal laws. The bull-headed Booth finds sympathy for people who might die without cannabis, and Bones apologizes to Booth for expecting basic compassion to rise above his FBI oath.
Oh, and also Booth is officially a better FBI agent than he’s ever been. (The TV world has funny principles.) The stories are wrapped up with some public (and illegal) alcohol consumption, telling the viewers some federal laws were meant to be broken. Hooray.
“The High in the Low” is a so-so example of how TV shows handle medical marijuana; a decent example of how Hollywood dumbs-down issues down for viewers, and an excellent example of how apathy of non-pot users is the last great obstacle to federal reform.
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